swindle

make up remover. it doesn't do what it says on the tin.

in one clumsy move I can smudge most of the eyeliner from my eye area to a dali homage across my cheek, but come bedtime, will my so called 'make up remover' actually remove the stuff? no. at the sight of make up remover, eyeliner, mascara and any other lingering beauty product (that I've avoided clumsily spreading in a tired moment of eye rubbing) becomes instantly welded to my face.

finger-smudging is clearly the way forward. and cheaper too.